Monday, October 17, 2005

Dirty Minds Test....


  1. I AM A PROTRUSION THAT COMES IN MANY SIZES. WHEN I’M NOT WELL, I DRIP. WHEN YOU BLOW ME YOU FEEL GOOD.

  1. I’M SPREAD BEFORE I’M EATEN. YOUR TONGUE GETS ME OFF. PEOPLE SOMETIMES LICK MY NUTS.

  1. I ASSIST AN ERECTION. SOMETIME BIG BALLS HANG FROM ME. I’M CALLED A SWINGER.

  1. OVER 1.000 PEOPLE WENT DOWN ON ME. I WASN’T MAIDEN FOR LONG. A BIG HARD THING RIPPED ME OPEN.

  1. YOU PUT YOUR STICK INSIDE OF ME. YOU TIE ME DOWN TO GET ME UP. I GET WET BEFORE YOU DO.

  1. WHEN I GO IN, I CAN PRODUCE PAIN. I CAUSE YOU TO SPIT, AND ASK THAT YOU DON’T SWALLOW. I CAN FILL YOUR HOLE.

  1. A FINGER GOES IN ME. YOU FIDDLE WITH ME WHEN YOU’RE BORED. THE BEST MAN ALWAYS HAS ME FIRST.

  1. FOR A LONG TIME IT’S IN AND OUT. I DISCHARGE LOADS FROM MY SHAFT. EVERYONE GOES DOWN ON ME.

  1. I GO IN HARD. I COME OUT SOFT. YOU LIKE TO BLOW ME.

  1. IF I MISS I HIT YOUR BUSH. IT’S MY JOB TO STUFF YOUR BOX. WHEN I COME I’M EVERYWHERE.

  1. I OFFER PROTECTION. I COVER THE PALM. YOU USE YOUR FINGERS TO GET ME OFF.

  1. I AM HARD, PINK, AND FLEXIBLE.







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1. NOSE. 2. PEANUT BUTTER. 3. CRANE 4. TITANIC 5. TENT 6. DENTIST 7. WEDDING RING 8. ELEVATOR
9. GUM 10. PAPER BOY 11. GLOVE 12. ERASER

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